✧✦Catherine✦✧the network card i'm poking at, which has two different CPU clusters with Linux running on it, apparently has eMMC and NVMe drives onboard
also it has docker^W containerd installed by default
the operating system is booted by grub??
somebody here was making a joke about the network card running kubernetes
i regret to inform you that the network card does in fact run kubernetes (there is kubelet in ps)
Anna@whitequark I wasn't joking! Bluefield Kubernetes is a real thing and can hurt you
@annathyst can confirm, am hurt by this knowledge