Mastodawn

Graphic of a loop:
Top of loop: Donald Trump doing stupid tiny hands shimmy, labeled I MAKE A STUPID DECISION;
Next: Trump wearing a stunned look, labeled SOMETHING REALLY BAD HAPPENS;
Bottom of loop: Trump with gross smug smile labeled I CONVINCE MY FOLLOWERS THE PROBLEM IS NOW MAGICALLY SOLVED;
Next and last step: Trump in Oval Office chair signing an order, labeled I REVERSE MY STUPID DECISION;
Loop begins again at top of the loop.

Dead troll face in loop center.