Erik Uden 🚩
World War 1: Bullet
World War 2: Rejected from art school
World War 3: Mean Twitter thread
Apr 8 at 4:10pmWeb
Show threadErik Uden 🚩1d ago
What unites the cause of all world wars? The ego of weak men.
Show threadLB1d ago
@ErikUden Franz Ferdinand was too weak to just dodge the bullet.
Show threadErik Uden 🚩23h ago
@lbenedix I more specifically meant the other men's reaction to the murder but yeah Franz Ferdinand should've just done this
Show threadRastal23h ago
@ErikUden Bankers.
Show threadwilliam.maggos1d ago

@ErikUden

Obama mocked him at the WHCA dinner.

Show threadLed By Gilded Fools1d ago
@wjmaggos @ErikUden Yet another reason it’s all Obamas’ fault </s>
Show threadwilliam.maggos1d ago

@MHowell @ErikUden

I could see them saying that, forgetting all the shit they threw first. Trump had already been pushing the birther conspiracy. It's like their whole troll approach. they start shit, get a response and then play the victim. and their supporters/fans somehow focus on that and seem to not know about or black out re what came earlier.

Show threadLed By Gilded Fools1d ago
@wjmaggos @ErikUden sorry, forgot to add the </s> tag just in case someone misinterpreted
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShell1d ago

@ErikUden

Cease-fire also mean Twitter thread

Iran 1 pumpkin spice Palatine 0

Show threadAndreas Zieritz23h ago

@ErikUden

I'm glad we're not the country that started it this time.

I mean, we Austrians were in charge for the first two. And you wouldn't mess with a nation that did that.

Show threadaburtch22h ago
@ErikUden underrated toot. This should be going viral…