this is very fucking dumb, "who is satoshi?" is such a 2014 question, and this article is a nothingburger

http://archive.today/2026.04.08-114529/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/business/takeaways-satoshi-nakamoto-bitcoin-adam-back.html

at least they're not still harassing Dorian Nakamoto

@davidgerard Back sure is in the Epstein files and went to the island though so hopefully this makes that more widely known!