You’re given a chocolate Easter bunny and you take the first bite. Where do you start?
Ears
Belly
Butt
I don’t eat chocolate
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You’re given a chocolate Easter bunny and you take the first bite. Where do you start?
To properly eat a chocolate bunny, I start with the feet, so he can't hop away, and work my way up to the neck, so he can still hear and see as I eat him.
Then I'll eat the ears, so he can watch me as I rob him of his hearing.
Then I eat his eyes. He can no longer see me, but his mouth is in tact, so he can still scream.
And finally, his mouth, as his screams echo down my esophagus.