8 AM:
I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION! I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! KRISHNA HAS NOTHING ON ME!!!

8 PM:
I meekly accept your terms. I agree to pay you $150M a day. I agree to slap myself and say "me!" every time you ask "Who is Booboo the Fool?" I agree to all terms that you write in Farsi.

@mekkaokereke Thank you for your attention to this matter. Praise be to Krishna.

@mekkaokereke But what .... I heard _all_ the military objectives were met and .... and ....

I suspect we'll see some more market manipulation to grift money in 2 weeks or before again.

@svelmoe
Allegedly, sometimes bought half a billion in oil futures just before he announced.
@mekkaokereke
@mekkaokereke Booboo the Fool is a deeeep cut. I nearly fell out laughing