Checker at PetSmart asked if I wanted a bag for the cat treats and then looked horrified when I said, "No, I'm going to eat them on the way home." No sense of humor.

@0x575446

Haha, I used to put out a bowl of dry cat food at poker games, calling them "wheat rounds."

I'd eat a few and after people got drunk, they started chowing down. Meow!