Plato: oh my god Aristotle, I just heard you brutally threw multiple eels at a woman's head, so many that you sent her into a state of unconsciousness, simply because she was a woman, what the actual fuck is wrong with you

Aristotle: Im just a babeh 🥺

Plato: YOU ARE LIKE 20, TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY SEABRAINS!!!

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