spaghettiwesternTrump Freaks Out After Tucker Carlson Implies He’s the Antichrist
MohamedGod I cannot stand Carlson. He always has this “Im asking tough questions” vibe, pausing every 3 words. But his statements are always simultaneously the most ridiculous uninsightful shit ever.
“Theres a rumor that Trump didnt put his hand on the bible. Is it because that… (pause for 5 secs)… perhaps… (pause for 5 seconds)… sees himself as God?” (Pauses for 10 secs now as if he said something even remotely profound)
Dad’s getting way too into cable tv news right now (I think to cope) and he watches Lawrence O’Donnell religiously on MSNBC every night. I use that term intentionally, because I feel like he speaks just like a preacher giving a sermon would. Maybe like Tucker, these pregnant pauses, showing how rationally and maturely he can speak. I can’t stand it lol.
You know how there’s always a bunch of spelling and grammar errors in scam emails?
It’s because they want to weed out the intelligent ones because they will catch on fast and thus they aren’t worth the scammers time as a mark.
Those pauses? Same thing. He gives you a few seconds to think about what he said. If you can’t figure out that he’s batshit insane in those few seconds, you are the target viewer.