spaghettiwesternTrump Freaks Out After Tucker Carlson Implies He’s the Antichrist
Hell has officially frozen over.
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TheTechnician27“Look, we want to control the world, not destroy it.”
—Moscow to Tucker
It’s a sad day when Cucker Tarlson is right.
Look, people are multifaceted. You can still be a pile of shit AND dislike Trump. Hitler thought dogs were great. It doesn’t mean you agree with anything else going on.
Hitler thought dogs were great
So its true, Kristi Noem is worst than Hitler.
mercanoNot until she fully commits and follows through on the greatest thing Hitler ever did.
cabbage—SpikesOtherDog
Yikes! /j
Yikes! /j
Hitler didn’t claim “bone spurs” to avoid serving his country during a shooting war.
Technically, he did claim illness to try to get out of serving his country (the Austro-Hungarian empire) and he did fail his physical. Later, when WWI broke out, he was allowed to volunteer for the Bavarian army (not his country at the time) and did see combat.
I listened to his entire 45 minute rant, and I find it extremely disturbing that I couldn’t disagree with a single thing he said.
Barbarian“We are not a theocracy, and God willing, we never will be” is a fascinating statement.
It’s a call for a secular state from a religious perspective, and I think I actually like it a lot.
A broken clock is right twice a day.
Captain AggravatedA broken clock can be trusted to glow an orange-yellow color when the house is on fire.
MinnesotaGoddamIf that’s how the clock is broken, sure. If it’s gaining five minutes a day, then it’s never right and it’s still broken
Every 288 days the clock gaining 5 minutes a day will be right again for a moment.
The idiom refers to a clock who’s hands don’t move at all, I hadn’t thought about how it would apply to a running but inaccurate clock.
A clock that either gains or looses time will actually have its moment of correctness more often the more time it gains or loses.
This train of thought didn’t help my insomnia, but it was interesting, thanks, lol.
Typical rats fleeing a sinking ship. I blame at least 60% of conservative brain rot on this hateful piece of shit. His words and actions enabled the raw stupidity, hate, and evil you see today.
I don’t hope a lot of people drown in marmalade, but I sure hope this fucker does it over and over.
That poor marmalade
I’m getting the feeling that he’s looking to be a presidential candidate in 2028 and considering how well he can tap into the zeitgeist of the American people, this being an excellent example, he might easily end up being the next POTUS. Because who is going to oppose him? Shit my pants Trump (assuming he even lives that long)? JD Vance with his absolute zero charisma? Spineless Newsom? Tucker can only be beaten by someone like Zohran Mamdani and the establishment dems fucking hate people like him.
It’s not just a sad day, it’s going to be a sad future.
AlmaccaOh lordy is his whole schtick still just “asking questions”? Does he still make the dumbface too?
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Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson on Liberal Politics and the 2026 Oscars - SNL
His silly cadence makes it easy the generate audio of him. This is my favorite. There’s even a full length version of the interview.
Tucker Interviewing Dagoth ur
MohamedGod I cannot stand Carlson. He always has this “Im asking tough questions” vibe, pausing every 3 words. But his statements are always simultaneously the most ridiculous uninsightful shit ever.
“Theres a rumor that Trump didnt put his hand on the bible. Is it because that… (pause for 5 secs)… perhaps… (pause for 5 seconds)… sees himself as God?” (Pauses for 10 secs now as if he said something even remotely profound)
Dad’s getting way too into cable tv news right now (I think to cope) and he watches Lawrence O’Donnell religiously on MSNBC every night. I use that term intentionally, because I feel like he speaks just like a preacher giving a sermon would. Maybe like Tucker, these pregnant pauses, showing how rationally and maturely he can speak. I can’t stand it lol.
You know how there’s always a bunch of spelling and grammar errors in scam emails?
It’s because they want to weed out the intelligent ones because they will catch on fast and thus they aren’t worth the scammers time as a mark.
Those pauses? Same thing. He gives you a few seconds to think about what he said. If you can’t figure out that he’s batshit insane in those few seconds, you are the target viewer.
TrackinDaKrakenThe more earbugs we can get into MAGA’s heads the better.
Isn’t it a thing where those white nationalist “christians” think that the end times are kicked off by the anti-christ, while also praising this war as the thing that starts the end times…?
Yeah. To them it means Jesus is coming back and they get raptured.
Only thing they’re forgetting is the thousand years of darkness that comes before Satan is defeated.
Nah its cool their kin will just ride that out in bunkers that may or may not be subject to social conditioning
Quiet, Gary
This is for the pre-millennial dispensationalists. For the pre-millennials, the rapture will occur at the start of the 1000 year tribulation. So it’s exciting if there’s a sign out might happen soon.
(Let’s just ignore the gospel passage about “ye shall know not the hour…” Etc etc.)
For the post-millenials, the rapture will occur after the 1000 years of tribulation, not before. So it’s less exciting, because you’ll probably die before then, so you won’t be eligible for rapture.
And of course the amillennials don’t necessarily think the 1000 years is a literal 1000 years, and they have various opinions about how figurative John of Patmos was, or just how many balls he was tripping.
Ah, now here is someone who knows their eschatology! I grew up in a pre-millennial dispensationalist church but am now an Episcopalian (and probably amillennial, if we have to give it a label–I basically hold to the idea that Jesus’ return will be what it will be). What was crazy to learn was that the whole Rapture concept was more or less invented at the end of the 1800s and only became super popular among American Evangelicals because of the Scofield Reference Bible. Saint John the Divine and Saint Paul would look at all of this with bewilderment, I think.
It is a thing but it’s not a view held by most Christians. They’re sorta fringe, though that may have changed
The definitive source on this subject:
Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions
Guess who?
paraphrandHe’s angry because he wants to facilitate the antichrist, not be the antichrist.
You know you dun goof’d when even Fucker Tardson thinks you’re an asshole.
Why are people actively manufacturing Peter Thiel’s world view.
No, it’s not progressive to discuss or write about it. This is just making thise cultists feel legitimate.
Maybe Thiel is a paid sponsor?
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