Taco Tuesday should not be this fucking stressful.

@steveshives

I saw this on Youtube and knew that if you didn't say it here, I'd have to post it. (With attribution!)

Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it.

@steveshives it's not that i didn't think this was the most likely outcome, it's that there's no way to know what he's gonna do... Like, you can sign a whole TREATY with him and afterwards he'll still tariff you and threaten to invade over the SAME shit. Hell, he'll bomb you for just meeting up to negotiate!

If he made financial disclosures we could predict him better, but he still does stuff that harms the ppl bribing him just cuz he's incompetent — not to mention coming back to re-extort

@steveshives

How many times does this guy have to make empty threats before his threats are seen as empty?

Based on all the hysteria, i guess not yet....

@steveshives Holy shit Steve Shives is on Mastodon! Dude, you just keep getting cooler.
@steveshives He keeps winding us up over and over, only to result in at most nothing. It's only a matter of time before riots break out. :/