MAGA: DEI is weakness!! diversity is bad!

SEATTLE: *chuckling* The most diverse neighborhood in America is Federal Way in Seattle.

MAGA: socialism never works!

SEATTLE: *folding our arms* just for that we're going to socialism even harder. we just elected a socialist Mayor.

MAGA: feminism is the downfall of society!

SEATTLE: *wiping our brow* our female socialist mayor just built the world's first floating train system.

MAGA: but you can't just raise minimum wage to $10/hr. All the job creators will leave!

SEATTLE: *nostrils flaring* you're right let's make it double that instead.

MAGA: but all the billionaires will leave!

SEATTLE: *eyes flashing* you don't have to sell us on it. it's $21.30/hr now.

MAGA: you'll collapse! this is the end of civilization! what the fuck are you doing??

SEATTLE: *levitating three feet above the ground* we just voted in a wealth tax targeting billionaires and became the fastest growing economy in the entire country while sheltering trans folks and immigrants what the fuck are you gonna do about it bitches

@Lana As a Seattleite who agrees the right wing talking points are garbage, Seattle is also incredibly racist and has driven it's black and brown populations out of the state at a level not seen since the Jim Crow south. It's the worst place I've been for weaponizing progressive values in ways that promote racist policy, especially around zoning, homelessness and environmentalism. Watching groups like Save the Cedar River protect their wealthy neighborhood at the expense of Skyway.....
@Lana Also, Federal Way ain't Seattle, Seattle priced diversity out long ago with hostile housing policy which is why it's in Kent, Federal Way, Burien, etc.