𝐿𝒢𝓃𝒢 "not yet begun to fight"

MAGA: DEI is weakness!! diversity is bad!

SEATTLE: *chuckling* The most diverse neighborhood in America is Federal Way in Seattle.

MAGA: socialism never works!

SEATTLE: *folding our arms* just for that we're going to socialism even harder. we just elected a socialist Mayor.

MAGA: feminism is the downfall of society!

SEATTLE: *wiping our brow* our female socialist mayor just built the world's first floating train system.

MAGA: but you can't just raise minimum wage to $10/hr. All the job creators will leave!

SEATTLE: *nostrils flaring* you're right let's make it double that instead.

MAGA: but all the billionaires will leave!

SEATTLE: *eyes flashing* you don't have to sell us on it. it's $21.30/hr now.

MAGA: you'll collapse! this is the end of civilization! what the fuck are you doing??

SEATTLE: *levitating three feet above the ground* we just voted in a wealth tax targeting billionaires and became the fastest growing economy in the entire country while sheltering trans folks and immigrants what the fuck are you gonna do about it bitches

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Show threadTeflonTrout  he/him12h ago

@Lana

"Oh yeah? Well the price of living will make you all crawl back!"

Yeah no sweetie, I just spent a week in the PNW and it was cheaper to eat in Seattle than it is in Phoenix.

Food was way better, too.

Show threadJack the Waterlogged Count6h ago
@TeflonTrout It's fresh. Most of the food in the PNW is grown within a hundred miles of the table, a lot is closr than that. If you get a fish kabob it was alive that morning. Even better than the pork here in the flyover states, and that is high praise. @Lana
Show threadEvan Dower3h ago
@Lana
I like it, but... Calling Federal Way a neighborhood of Seattle is making my face twitch. Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle. Federal Way is it's own city in the Seattle Tacoma Metropolitan Area.