@BackFromTheDud
Tonight
But we will all be going with him
And my angry cry will be
"Not when I'm in MANCHESTER! I don't want to die in fucking MANCHESTER!"
@spytfyre Nobody wants to die in Manchester. Even the Mancunians move to the suburbs to die! Or Skelmersdale.
@BackFromTheDud
That place is twinned with Mordor?
@BackFromTheDud
I didn't want to say Mancunians don't want to die there either, but mainly because you'd never hear the fucking end of it, if you were to criticise the place within their ear shot. So thanks for taking that hit for me 😆
@spytfyre hey, I'm from the home counties. ALL northerners hate us anyway, for some reason. That doesn't stop them moving into my neighbourhood. 🤔😉