@Lizette603_23 a while ago my wife and I stayed at a hotel that left us complimentary bottles of sparkling water. I don't normally take things just because they're free.

My wife asked, "Why are you taking those? You never drink that."

"No, but I'm hoping that we'll have an occasion for making mocktails soon."

#ishedeadyet

The Weekly Alive β€’ Week Of May 18 - May 24, 2026

Another week with this monster. Sign up, and I'll tell you the moment I find out that he's gone, and until that moment, some snarky takes.

https://isdonaldtrumpalive.com/the-weekly-alive-week-of-may-18-may-24-2026/

#trump #fucktrump #ishedeadyet

The Weekly Alive β€’ Week Of May 18 - May 24, 2026

Donald Trump started out the week telling us that he'd 'settled' his case with the IRS, the one he instigated because his tax records were released by an insider, you know, because he refused to publicly release them like every other President in modern history has done. Anyway, instead of

Is Donald Trump Alive?

Spotted outside a Trader Joe’s in Santa Clarita, CA:

#IsHeDeadYet

My wife just asked " #IsHeDeadYet " I said NO dear, but I'm working on it πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜