Another year, another thread filled with internet moments that should get me deported

2025 thread

Nothing's funnier than a Republican using South Park as a manual in a life imitates art fashion and missing its iconic disclaimer

(Repost because all previous replies to this thread unintentionally got set to private by Tusky)

https://x.com/i/status/2009030101426426219

TIL you can piss off anyone with at least one country flag in their profile by posting about a single artist. A true monarch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMq8ofCstMQ&t=189

Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue (LIVE) | Ireland 🇮🇪 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2024

YouTube

Not only hating this year already but now genuinely considering a hermit lifestyle

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2843883

Drake Bell was just the tip of the iceberg 👁️

https://x.com/i/status/2018162022928547919

Penisgate erupts at Olympics; scandal exposes risks of bulking your bulge

Claims of penis injections in ski jumpers has fillers spewing into the news.

Ars Technica
Desecrated Human Skulls Are Being Sold on Social Media in U.K.'s Unregulated Bone Trade

The human remains trade is thriving on Facebook and Instagram

Scientific American

So wenig Humor hatte nicht einmal Stalin, der Tomaten unter die Stuhlkissen seiner Parteigenossen legte.

https://x.com/i/status/2022998943312097517

Axe Body Spray violates the Geneva Conventions confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSRzepTszkA

"billy gates why do you make this possible ? stop banging random women carrying STD's and fix your software!!"

https://x.com/i/status/2026811336059994304

Dumb password rules are so widespread that someone dedicated a website to the worst offenders, most notably telcoms, health insurances like the German AOK and universities:

https://dumbpasswordrules.com

(Don't worry, Telekom uses the exact same rules to protect email passwords for third-party clients.)

You cannot make any of this shit up anymore.

https://x.com/i/status/2028425083342004268
Fact Check: https://x.com/i/status/2028469979331403849

"Fuck Metallica" still going strong in 2026

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47285960

Schmähbotschaft gegen Merz in Jena: CDU verurteilt Angriff

Die Geschäftststelle der CDU Jena wurde beschmiert.

Thüringer Allgemeine

We really reached the point where being human is considered a disease.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47412097

Hittler faces Zielinski as French town election contest goes viral

Charles Hittler, mayor of Arcis-sur-Aube, has always faced jokes about his name but now he faces a rival with another unlikely name.

Ich geh' doch noch in die Selbstständigkeit.

https://x.com/i/status/2037604814968979934

I just had to look up Camilla's cup size because she got visibly bigger tits than Diana 💀

https://bsky.app/profile/oddthisday.bsky.social/post/3mivcg7355c2h

So that's why the Vietnam war lasted until 1975...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-Portrait_%281969_film%29

Excellent timing 
This 340lb Foster Mom Sat on a Boy as PUNISHMENT ... and Killed Him | 11 Strange and Dark Cases

YouTube

It's not just nature-deficit disorder anymore, it's an outright phobia of anything that doesn't look like concrete and asphalt...

(Meanwhile I'd commit various crimes to get my dad's metallic green 1997 Mitsubishi Lancer GLX back after a shop sold it behind our backs. This car was a sedan-shaped tank!)

(I can confirm that this doesn't apply to rural birds and women)

https://x.com/i/status/2049866060262785415

Everything you need to know about the current state of academia (it's beyond redemption in every single aspect)

Files: https://epsteinexposed.com/persons/richard-dawkins
"Epstein Files Reveal How Pathetic Richard Dawkins & Other Men Are": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoO9FZXUgv4&t=15