M ☮Another year, another thread filled with internet moments that should get me deported
Nothing's funnier than a Republican using South Park as a manual in a life imitates art fashion and missing its iconic disclaimer
(Repost because all previous replies to this thread unintentionally got set to private by Tusky)
TIL you can piss off anyone with at least one country flag in their profile by posting about a single artist. A true monarch.
Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue (LIVE) | Ireland 🇮🇪 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2024
Not only hating this year already but now genuinely considering a hermit lifestyle
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2843883
Next up: massive increase of breast implants among female bobsledders
Late-stage capitalism.
So wenig Humor hatte nicht einmal Stalin, der Tomaten unter die Stuhlkissen seiner Parteigenossen legte.
Axe Body Spray violates the Geneva Conventions confirmed
I miss my BlackBerry Curve
https://www.tumblr.com/oli-verwelke/808111343045574656?source=share
"billy gates why do you make this possible ? stop banging random women carrying STD's and fix your software!!"
Dumb password rules are so widespread that someone dedicated a website to the worst offenders, most notably telcoms, health insurances like the German AOK and universities:
(Don't worry, Telekom uses the exact same rules to protect email passwords for third-party clients.)
You cannot make any of this shit up anymore.
https://x.com/i/status/2028425083342004268
Fact Check: https://x.com/i/status/2028469979331403849
"Merz leck Eier" nun verfassungsfeindliche Botschaft.
We really reached the point where being human is considered a disease.
I just had to look up Camilla's cup size because she got visibly bigger tits than Diana 💀
https://bsky.app/profile/oddthisday.bsky.social/post/3mivcg7355c2h
So that's why the Vietnam war lasted until 1975...
This 340lb Foster Mom Sat on a Boy as PUNISHMENT ... and Killed Him | 11 Strange and Dark Cases
It's not just nature-deficit disorder anymore, it's an outright phobia of anything that doesn't look like concrete and asphalt...
(Meanwhile I'd commit various crimes to get my dad's metallic green 1997 Mitsubishi Lancer GLX back after a shop sold it behind our backs. This car was a sedan-shaped tank!)
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