I resented my mum not getting me from nursery when I was a toddler. She'd arranged for the mother of another boy to collect and feed me before I was picked up when my mum came back from work. So I lowered my trousers and pissed on her friend's carpet. Problem sorted, for me.

I resented my mum not getting me from nursery when I was a toddler. She'd arranged for the mother of another boy to collect and feed me before I was picked up when my mum came back from work. So I lowered my trousers and pissed on her friend's carpet. Problem sorted, for me.

#confession