In 1996, tired of squabbling between EU countries about whose favorite person or building should be on the EU banknotes, the currency commission held a competition for a new design: “The ground rules for the design strictly prohibited displaying any recognizable national monuments or heroes that risked giving greater prominence to one country over another.” The winning design was a series of bridges that were stylistically typical of different kinds of European bridges, but which weren't any specific bridges. For example:

Then in 2011 those trolls the Dutch built seven bridges in one town that were all designed to look exactly like the imaginary banknote bridges. They even painted the bridges the same colors as the banknotes.

So now the EU banknotes depict the bridges of Spijkenisse, South Holland. (pop. 72,500)

Apparently they are thinking of replacing the bridges with famous people, and of course the predictable squabbling has already started, why does Beethoven get to be on a Euro note and not Da Vinci? Why Curie and not Cervantes? Is it an insult to France if Beethoven is on the €100 and Curie only on the €10? Blah blah blah.

Spijkenisse has shown the way. The ECB should select, completely at random, some EU town with a population between 10,000 and 100,000, national capitals excluded. Then they should commission designs of that specific town's notable buildings or local scenery.

For example, suppose Velenje, Slovenia was selected. The €200 could bear a picture of Velenje Castle. The €5 could depict the church of St. Martin.

The random selection and general irrelevance of Velenje would help forestall complaints:

* “Why does Velenje get to be on the notes, and not Acireale, Sicily?” No reason, just luck of the draw.
* “Are you saying thet Velenje is somehow more important than all the other towns in Europe?” No, of course not. It is nowhere in particular, that's the point.
* “Cornellà de Llobregat is lovely, why didn't you choose that?” Maybe next time we will!

A random town of no particular importance can be a representative of European pride in general, a sort of everytown: “Look, Europe has such a history of beauty and culture that it doesn't matter what particular place we select to represent it, this time it was Velenje but it could have been anywhere, really.”

@mjd “Cornellà de Llobregat is lovely, said nobody ever 😄

@urixturing 😅 There only needs to be six things in it worth depicting, then it's no problem if the rest is concrete apartment blocks or toxic waste dumps.or whatever.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cornell%C3%A0_de_Llobregat

Cornellà de Llobregat - Wikimedia Commons

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I would go for a recognisable swiss monument, switzerland being close to the geographic center of EU but not in EU.

:)

@jcolomb @mjd

How about the Reformation Wall (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reformation_Wall)? It's featuring (among others) William the Silent (NL), Oliver Cromwell (UK), Gaspard the Coligny (FR), Stephen Bocksai (HU), Frederick William of Brandenburg (DE - Prussia) besides of course the protestant theologists.

Reformation Wall - Wikipedia

@mjd they could just put random ai generated faces onto the bank notes instead of famous people.

Then, in ten years, the Dutch will genetically engineer some kids to look like those people.

@guenther @mjd Because OF COURSE they would. 😂🤣😂🤣

@mjd I thought there was a contest going on with two themes: “European culture” and “Rivers and birds”?

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/banknotes/future_banknotes/redesign/html/index.en.html#designs

The redesign process

The European Central Bank (ECB) is the central bank of the European Union countries which have adopted the euro. Our main task is to maintain price stability in the euro area and so preserve the purchasing power of the single currency.

European Central Bank
@mjd I think what they should do is stay the course with fake architecture and deliberately try and bait countries into building increasingly ridiculous-looking things. Do one with like an Escher staircase sort of thing, let's see the dutch chuckleheads try to build that.

@Owlor @mjd Depict accessible infrastructure and let them build that.

Taunt them into making things more accessible to disabled people.

@mjd can't we put dragon's on the money. Or pictures of the printing machines?
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Famous machinery from European industrial history would be genuinely cool. Steam engines, mine pumps, locks, water turbines, iron smelters...
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Of course, if we're unlucky they'll pick a place such as Borlänge, and EU will have banknotes illustrated by 1970s brutalism and abandoned shopping streets.

@jannem See my note elsewhere about Cornellà de Llobregat. Or my other suggestion that three towns be selected from each country and then popular voting be done Eurovision-style.

https://mathstodon.xyz/@mjd/116362719666468560