Me: see? He’s just a potato but when we put clothes and stuff on, poof! He has gender, he’s Mr. Potato head. See?

Conservative: show me his potato dick

@rooster "Well, potatoes are like chickens, you see. They have cloacas, aka 'the everything hole', so the only way to figure out if they have a sprout or an eye is to jam one UP YOUR ASS and wait six weeks."
@rooster The phrase "potato dick" instantly made me think of Stephen Miller.
@rooster ah, yes, conservatives are big fans of dick taters