Jessica RoosterMe: see? He’s just a potato but when we put clothes and stuff on, poof! He has gender, he’s Mr. Potato head. See?
Conservative: show me his potato dick
Autumn Meadow@rooster
The tater tots. Lol
The tater tots. Lol
Kevin Lawver@rooster "Well, potatoes are like chickens, you see. They have cloacas, aka 'the everything hole', so the only way to figure out if they have a sprout or an eye is to jam one UP YOUR ASS and wait six weeks."
Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus@rooster dick tater
Ian Betteridge@rooster The phrase "potato dick" instantly made me think of Stephen Miller.
Irenes (many)@rooster ah, yes, conservatives are big fans of dick taters