Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Capybara Plush. Capybaras, commonly known as land leeches, can latch onto a human and drain five liters of blood in less than a minute.
https://collabs.shop/ehsppl
No, I am not getting capybaras mixed up with Chupacabras. A Chupacabra is relatively harmless compared to a capybara.
@lowqualityfacts It's almost like they've never heard of thermocapybaric bombs before.