Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Capybara Plush. Capybaras, commonly known as land leeches, can latch onto a human and drain five liters of blood in less than a minute.
https://collabs.shop/ehsppl
No, I am not getting capybaras mixed up with Chupacabras. A Chupacabra is relatively harmless compared to a capybara.
@lowqualityfacts It's almost like they've never heard of thermocapybaric bombs before.
@lowqualityfacts YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! CAPYBARAS ARE THE BEST ANIMALS ON THIS BENIGHTED PLANET!!! YOU’RE NOT WORTHY TO WRITE ABOUT THEM!!!
@lowqualityfacts Me, gradually seeing my grandma bathed in heavenly white light: "Worth it".
@lowqualityfacts This is true. I myself have been attacked by a pack of Capybaras, a hundred or so, and they managed to suck 80 or 90 liters of blood out of me before I was able to escape. I tell you, I felt woozy for a few hours after that!
@lowqualityfacts The gopher from Caddyshack is dry humping my arm!
@lowqualityfacts moopsie’s cousin?!