Scooter 
One of the many unanticipated problems with #polyamory - when hospitals schedule your wives' surgeries on the same date.
(For those concerned: Wife-1 asked for another date; Wife-3 keeps her date. Wife-2 hasn't been scheduled yet, nor have I, but mine is decidedly the most minor of the four.)
(For those concerned: Wife-1 asked for another date; Wife-3 keeps her date. Wife-2 hasn't been scheduled yet, nor have I, but mine is decidedly the most minor of the four.)