Bumper Harvestfriend's doctor: is there anything the hospital can provide for you to help care for $friend? Wound care supplies? Emergency contact information?....
husband: omg, can i get my own speculum?!
Lisa 🦔 [Copy Moon Joy]@MelkyWay I’m reminded of rhe time a coworker was waxing poetic about the delicious speculum cookies at the winter holiday party.
I’ve never looked at speculaas the same since. 
@mycrowgirl 😂😂