friend's doctor: is there anything the hospital can provide for you to help care for $friend? Wound care supplies? Emergency contact information?....

husband: omg, can i get my own speculum?!

@MelkyWay I’m reminded of rhe time a coworker was waxing poetic about the delicious speculum cookies at the winter holiday party.

I’ve never looked at speculaas the same since. 

@MelkyWay 🤦🏻‍♂️
@phooz we're prepared for any emergency on the farm
@MelkyWay at least it's on a farm.. lol
@MelkyWay it's a handy thing to have 🤷