Melancholic Mediocrity 
It should be illegal to manufacture microwaveable pizzas with the instructions on the *back* of the package (which is then covered by the now-unwrapped pizza containing loose toppings that scatter everywhere if you so much as *look* at it wrong because I either a) forgot to read the directions or b) read them but instantly forgot them)
Owliver@LibertyForward1 if I can add a further addendum. My favorite Costco pizza (motor city Detroit style) comes in a 2 pack. But once I make one, I'm expected to retain the giant box else lose the instructions. So I usually end up guessing or googling when it comes time for the second. Unacceptable.