Alternate title: Lady gets plowed in the woods. Back for more 5 years later.

Alternate title #2: Man can’t believe his luck as a twist of fate gets him a free date with the cute girl from work.

Alternate title #3: Desperate Man can’t believe his luck as a twist of fate gets him a free date with the ugliest girl from work. Both are left gobsmacked looking at their only options, but say “fuck it” And so far lasted 6 years.