Alternate title #3: Desperate Man can’t believe his luck as a twist of fate gets him a free date with the ugliest girl from work. Both are left gobsmacked looking at their only options, but say “fuck it”
And so far lasted 6 years.
Plot twist: Mr Web Dev had been secretly crushing on her for weeks and independently went around to the other 13 co-workers asking them not to go so the two of them would have time together.