As the old joke goes,

Every day, a man goes to a newsstand. He checks the front page of the paper, grunts in disappointment, and leaves.

Eventually, the newsagent says, "man, what are you looking for?"

"An obituary."

"Sir, they don't print those on the front page."

"The one I'm waiting for, they will."

@ZenHeathen every morning, the very first thing I do...

@ZenHeathen

We’re all waiting for that day.
And for a hot minute it’ll be a relief.

Then we’ll remember how much effort the group he belongs to has put into destroying the earth and her inhabitants, and how many are eager to stand in his stead.

But there are more of us than there are of them, and we will all carry on doing everything we can to defend what is right. We will stand together for the love of humanity. Because failure is not an option.

@ZenHeathen

Merry freaking hoho, eh? πŸ˜‚
I’m in the midst of a migraine, so I may be a teensy bit blunt when expressing my opinions. 😊

@KimberlyN You never need to worry about me and being blunt. Well, I mean, don't worry about *you* being blunt with *me*. *I* am going to wind up being blunt, regardless. But I'm sure you know that by now.

I'm sorry you're not doing well. Migraines suck. I hope some of the things you already know to try are helping, at least a little.

@KimberlyN Migraines suck! I hope that you feel better soon.
@ZenHeathen
@KimberlyN @ZenHeathen I am waiting for at least three obituaries; especially the one that will come from Russia where the puppetmaster reigns. I hope that it is soon.
@Lynnd From the way I hear it, that's where the joke originated. @KimberlyN

@ZenHeathen I keep refreshing for the day.

As usual with those things, I expect to hear about it over SMS.

How many days of morning* should we declare?

* not a typo

@ZenHeathen I'd prefer him behind bars.

@sibrosan @ZenHeathen

Me too, but his croaking will suffice. The worst part is he will have never faced justice.

@Sfwmson @sibrosan @ZenHeathen I'm almost willing to embrace a religion so I can fool myself that he'll face judgement and retribution post-mortem.
@ZenHeathen That’s an old Stalin-era joke I think; one that won’t get one sent to the Gulag.