Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eat The Rich T-shirt. Grocery prices keep going up, the price of billionaires with a little hot sauce on them keeps staying the same. Eating the rich is just a matter of simple economics.
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Yes, "Eat the rich" applies to all billionaires.

"But Taylor Swift and Mark Cuban"

Sorry pal, they're on the menu too.

@lowqualityfacts Also George Lucas and Steven Spielberg.

Plus LeBron James.

Billionaires are a menace.

@lowqualityfacts We can save them for dessert.
@lowqualityfacts Don't forget Paul McCartney.
@lowqualityfacts I'm not eating Mr Beast - perhaps he can be made into dog food.

@lowqualityfacts these billionaires, I hear they're so pumped full of drugs, should we consider them edibles, or maybe burn their intestinal fat as sweet insence offering?

#religious

@lowqualityfacts what? this is a high quality fact?!?!? i think im gonna unfollow you
@lowqualityfacts Hey, being rich is not a life sentence. They are always free to give away their money to feed people. That would solve the issue from two sides at once.
@lowqualityfacts I think there's quite a few people out there who want to eat Taylor Swift. ​​

@lowqualityfacts Because they don't have to be billionaires. All billionaires could live quite comfortably with a hundred million dollars or so. The other 10x contributes nothing more to their lifestyle.

I am still a little suspicious of how people value these things. None of these 'billionaires' has a bank account with a thirteen-digit number of dollars. It's in portfolios, it's in tradable assets, it's in shares and bonds that go up and down in value according to the market. And you don't just go down and sell your spare football team or skyscraper on Facebook marketplace. Those too are worth only what someone else will pay for them, not what they were last valued at or what some journalist decides to report.

But yeah. No billionaires. Pay it back to society, lest society find you.

@lowqualityfacts And Willem Dafoe. You love him, and he's fine with cannibalism. And barbecue sauce.