@warandpeas "Gretchen, stop trying to make faith happen!"
@warandpeas naah, mean girls don't worship their father like that.
@warandpeas Damn jesus got no tits.
@warandpeas I think the gender is irrelevant, Jesus is just the proto-archetypal "broken-home"-daddyissue.
@warandpeas ur missing "teen"..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@warandpeas

♫ If Jesus were a Mean Girl
Ya-ba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba-domm
I don't really know that movie franchise
But I'll write this song

Jesus would keep the party going
Ya-ba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba-donn
Even if all the bought wine was already gone
Wine-synthesis from water would be done

Though facing crucifixion
Ya-ba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba-dum
She'd point out that her dad held all the power of the world
And that one shouldn't mess with this giiirl ♪