@warandpeas

♫ If Jesus were a Mean Girl
Ya-ba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba-domm
I don't really know that movie franchise
But I'll write this song

Jesus would keep the party going
Ya-ba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba-donn
Even if all the bought wine was already gone
Wine-synthesis from water would be done

Though facing crucifixion
Ya-ba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba dibba-dibba-dum
She'd point out that her dad held all the power of the world
And that one shouldn't mess with this giiirl ♪