My pronouns are

function getPronouns() { const dateNow = new Date(); if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDay()===1) { return "clown/clownself"; } else { const timeNow = now.getTime(); if(timeNow%3 === 0) { return "they/them"; } else if(timeNow%5 === 0) { return "she/her"; } else if(timeNow%7===0) { return "he/him"; } else { return "void/voidself"; } } } console.log(getPronouns());

Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.

But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?