metarule
My pronouns are me/mine.
The Liar Pronounadox
But I use I/me pronouns for myself. That’ll get confusing real quick.
i don’t think so
I have no idea who either of us is talking about.
My pronouns are yoink’d/yours
Instructions are unclear, can I call you mine?

What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is ours

Note: before the nostalgia hits, fuck Bug Hall

Child star leaves Hollywood to be 'Catholic extremist' under a 'vow of poverty'

Bug Hall, who is well known for his role in Little Rascals (1994), explained why he left Hollywood for good and moved his family to Arkansas as a 'Catholic extremist'

The Mirror US
At least you didn’t steal my username :3
“I activate Pot of HRT, which allows me to draw two new pronouns from my deck.”
Dude just wait until I show you nested genders, or Gender View ViewGender models. Gene was right, though he was just trying to sell merch.
She(She(She(She(Her))))
is this a lisp?
Is there such a thing like a pronouns-bomb? And would that be called “pronbombo”?
If I have to implement one more fucking abstract gender factory so help me god

Dont worry, I have permission to use this:

Truly inspiring, if only it wasn’t disabled in game.

Are your genders object oriented?

Can they be expressed in trinary?

Do they accept NULL or NaN inputs, or do they need to be safely initialized with a sentinel value?

what if two people like that talk?
Ouroboros gender
It’s a paradox, like time traveling to kill your parents.
They call it gay and make out
But the pronouns I use for myself are I/me!
I’ve heard ‘any pronoun stated respectfully’

I liked the way Leslie Feinberg put it:

I care which pronoun is used, but people have been respectful to me with the wrong pronoun and disrespectful with the right one. It matters whether someone is using the pronoun as a bigot, or if they are trying to demonstrate respect.

Order all pronoun sets by how frequently you think they are applied to me, then choose the second most frequent. That set is today’s pronouns.

I get very angry if you are wrong.

My pronouns are the opposite of yours
Our pronouns, comrade
Lol mirror/your pronouns is a selection hexbear has
dumb/ass? OK…

My pronouns are

function getPronouns() { const dateNow = new Date(); if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDay()===1) { return "clown/clownself"; } else { const timeNow = now.getTime(); if(timeNow%3 === 0) { return "they/them"; } else if(timeNow%5 === 0) { return "she/her"; } else if(timeNow%7===0) { return "he/him"; } else { return "void/voidself"; } } } console.log(getPronouns());

Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.

But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
unnecessary else after if with a return statement

I am pro anti-nouns.

Meaning that I may or may not like you, depending on how/what you parse that statement to mean.

The golden pronouns
I like to say my pronouns are whatever I look like to you.
I’m doing My part! I use capitalised pronouns, like I, Me, You, They, She, and It.
This kind of people are really precious. If you can find some that synergize well with each other you can get a lot of mult.