Todayโ€™s poem is called โ€˜The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combustedโ€™.
@brianbilston At least he had Shriving Time (for the weekend that was in it)
@brianbilston Reminds me of an old joke from when I was a kid:
What has four legs and goes woof?
An oil platform and a match.
@bruthavoodoo @brianbilston
What has claws and goes meow?
Cat strapped to a formula 1

@bruthavoodoo @brianbilston

I remember a similar 'joke'

How do you make a cat bark?
Pour petrol over it, light the match... woof!

@brianbilston oh no! the poor doggy...
@brianbilston Stop throwing him dynamite sticks...