Look, I’m not saying I’m open to being kidnapped by aliens at this point if it means getting off this planet. All I’m saying is I wouldn’t put up a fight were it to happen.

*winks in the general direction of Alpha Centauri*

@aral @pattykimura Um…does this also involve the anal probe? Just asking for a friend.
@michaelgemar @pattykimura I believe you have to pay extra for that.