I'll tell ya what, something else got resurrected today

(my weiner. first time since my wife left me. she had her reasons, I guess)

this was supposed to be a DM. Apologies

I fucked up, and that's on me. But here's why she should take me back:

Reason 1) People can change

2) running out of characters, but frankly, that could have been any random person on craigslist saying that stuff, not necessarily me