LOL, French cops dumped 4.8 tonnes of cocaine overboard off a ship and then sent the crew on their way. 🤔 (in French Polynesia)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-05/mv-raider-cocaine-smuggling-panama-sydney/106521308

#smuggling

Secret tunnels and 'tonnes' of cocaine as boat's 'bizarre' journey ends in Sydney

Setting off from Panama just before Christmas, police say the MV Raider started its journey towards Sydney with almost six tonnes of cocaine aboard worth nearly $2 billion.

@ai6yr I'm no expert on policing but "a fish ate my cocaine evidence" sounds, well, fishy.
@stacey_campbell @ai6yr maybe they'll try and carp a plea 🤷‍♀️