jonny1d ago
#rootpost for #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago

Hey what's up to anyone who might be new to the fedi or new to following me, if you can see this, in about 20 minutes #monsterdon will begin and your feed will be full of thousands of posts about a movie you are not watching.

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Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
ah #monsterdon, how i have waited for you all week, the oasis of peace where i can get extremely stoned and laugh at ludicrous things that should never have been created but cause no harm. a respite from laughing at ludicrous things that should never have been created but cause a great deal of harm.
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
WWII stock footage has become almost soothing, a sure sign that i'm about to see something that makes no sense but definitely has a ton of guys enunciate like they're trying to chew the dictionary stuck between their teeth. #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago

ok but how uh did we get here

#monsterdon

Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
OK #TIMESTAMP I AM gonna need that clip of the goddamn surfacing balloon guy #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
technical bechdel pass in the child handoff what the fuck #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
while it is possible to get a technical bechdel pass according to the letter of the law, the spirit of the bechdel pass is locked tight behind the protective vault door of "all the women are secretaries or children" #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
them not being able to play the mortician pulling a sandwich out of the body hole as a joke is actually foreshadowing, and all the men are showing the early signs of "skin not moist enough" disease and can't emote with their catchers mitt faces #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
ah yes, a check test, the gold standard of tests #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
wardrobe must have fucking HATED the actor who played the scientist #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
this movie has a $200,000 budget, about 2.3 million today and they are doing a lot with it #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
YES! YES! YES! LIVE ACTED MONSTER NO COSTUME JUST A BUG #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
so is the bug's motivation just that it's like in the salton sea and needs some water to drink and it can only get it by sucking it out of people's skin #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
yeah i'm gonna need a supercut of all these drained guys stat #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
A+++++++ monster and camerawork, how is this movie managing to be actually good, it has everything going against it #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
red flags that are somehow also green flags: smiling and flirting with you while describing the death of her prior husband and the attendant trauma #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
maybe tape some note next to the knob saying "don't turn the knob or else monster" idk #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
i hope the snail closeup scene never ends #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
huh ok interesting #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
dating was so easy in 1957, just have your husband be killed horribly, and then tell that to another man whenever someone else's husband gets killed horribly #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
UGH settling in for an entire restaurant scene means there are probably like 10 whole minutes until we get to come face to face with bug, our beloved #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
you can see why she is so into this guy, he is giving her absolutely nothing #monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
one can only dream of the version of this movie with a budget where they could have gone for the colorado river aqueduct to LA instead of coachella canal and had a whole LA river/canal terminator shootout with the bug
#monsterdon
Show threadjonny (good kind)1d ago
see, if you would have taped up a sign that said "don't change knob or else monster" then the knob would have become little girl proof #monsterdon
Show threadAlex UsedToGoToVenice
@jonny until I saw the tag I thought this post was more code tear-down
Apr 6 at 2:10amWeb