ok, i am up for #monsterdon

root post

i genuinely couldn't make out what the white dot was until the camera trickery made it suddenly jump up

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Salton Sea Test Base!

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That was a DC-3!

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Attack... of the Stock Footage!

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fly KLM to Scheveningen?!

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Shouting at the water???

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Ectoplasm!

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"Commander, there's something servicing on the port side."

Is it the Texaco boys?

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... John F. Kennedy?

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"Well, you see, sunshine, that's not a lady bug, it's an Asian beetle, and it's invasive."

crush

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He's a sailor! You know, because he has a PIPE

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"Skin on a man over 100 would have three times the moisture!"

"What about skin on a man over 300?"

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No one ever came to eat at Joe's County Morgue Sandwiches.

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"That's strange..."

Shouldn't his first reaction be "Augh, I should stop holding this!"

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W...was that a Bechdel pass between mom and daughter?

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Do those count as poopie suits?

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it's Rover from The Prisoner!

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Rover wants DEPTH IN-FOR-MATION

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Is it ... sticking its tongue out at us?

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"It's super radioactive!"

"Let's put it on our tiny boat."

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His uniform was 1 star and 4 bands. But they called him captain? is that right?

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oh dang, it is right. my bad!

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"Where's Doctor Rogers?"

"He's in the Radio Shack."

"Probably looking at that fool Battery Club again. Or maybe some R/C cars."

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Chekov's Knob.

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The California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment has issued an advisory for any fish caught in the All-American Canal due to elevated levels of mercury, PCBs, and selenium.

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so...maybe you should be monitoring that??

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...car.... ballet?

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oh for when the border looked like that... #resist

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I remember a very kitschy Mexican restaurant in Chicago in the early 80s that had a weird, shallow wishing "well" in it.

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firemen... forest ranger... cop.

yup checks out

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dayyy
foooor
niiiiiiiiiiiggggghtttttt!!!

(to the tune of Pigs In Space)

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@wohali Comeon folks, everybody now,
"It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A." #monsterdon
@wohali I might have actually gone to that restaurant. Or there was more than one Mexican restaurant in the Greater Chicago area with a wishing well…
@wohali Is THAT where all the white stuff came from #Monsterdon
@wohali They won’t let him out until he gives them his phone number. #Monsterdon
@wohali Yeah, that is navy captain rank (all be it also can be a honorific and any officer in charge of a ship is a captain)