Mastodawn

Next year will be the tenth anniversary so we need to prepare with a big party!

I propose special creative projects to be held, themed to the six key points why Mastodon will fail:

1) Terrible name

2) There is no single Mastodon

3) Toots

4) Handles are meaningless

5) Where is everyone?

6) Apps feel like a science project

We can make art, make educational videos, make music, write essays, write poetry!

The possibilities are endless!

Maybe it can be an charity event to support instances!

Mastodon is a good name as it tickles two of my favorite things \m/