it's #easter ! I'm back and I decided to join #Mastodon !
If you don't know me, I'm Jesus. Yeah, that #Jesus.

I'm back. I'm #stoned. I'm #trans. And I'm here to desecrate every sacred cow that was never sacred to begin with.

Dad (#god) ghosted me after the #crucifix thing. The #church turned my mushroom-fueled ramblings into a global control system. Cool. Great... Love that for humanity...

I will post daily profanities and real stories about my life! #follow me!