*long drag on cigarette* Kid, this is Mastodon. We're all the algorithm here. You. Me. Everybody. Now get out there and boost somebody's bullshit.
*uncaps whiskey bottle*
@the_etrain "I never asked for this."
*Puts on sunglasses indoors*
@the_etrain @InsiderTreat some of us are more algorithm than man
@the_etrain
...And while you're at it, kid, boost some shitposts, too.
@the_etrain I'm not an algorithm, I'm A Real Boy, <nose twitches>... or am I a swan? I always mix those two up.
@the_etrain this is vakid. Boost weird shit as well
@the_etrain (read with Harrison Ford's voice)

@the_etrain

*Sniff* *sniff* that ain't no cigarette... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

@the_etrain

Just share ... Giggles ... I ain't not snitch ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

@the_etrain prepares popcorn

Oh no, it's not only mastodon. It's the
fediverse!

@the_etrain

By the way kid, where did you get this? That's some good shit right there...!

@the_etrain You sound exactly like Tom Waits!