Alice McFlurry 
This movie theater gives you free "butter" and bowls/boats to hold it!
Jason Parker (he/they)@Alice Can you bring a water bottle?
John Wq 
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Alice i can’t believe it’s not actually butter
Chris Vreeland@Kierkegaanks @Alice I can’t believe it’s not palm oil, whey solids, high fructose corn syrup, salt, potassium sorbate 60 and mono & diglycerides.
paul
I Thought I Saw A 2 
Timo
Andy@Alice it's hard to see the scale the way the photo is taken, so I'm assuming the underlying surface is the floor and the "butter" dispenser is about the height of a drinking fountain
Netraven@portlandy it's on a table that is auspiciously made out of a material that should be reserved for flooring, not furniture.
@Alice I would like a small popcorn in a jumbo tub and a soup spoon
George Saich
stonedonkey 🕹️🎮👾@Alice To be clear, it is "Butter flavoring." We really don't know what it is. Possibly some multipurpose industrial lubricant. 🤷
Thomas Arildsen@Alice butter “flavoring” 🤨
Nathan Dyer@Alice Pro-tip from a big guy:
If you stick a straw through the popcorn until it's near the bottom, then pour the butter stream through the straw hole and slowly lift it back up through the popcorn, you'll get an even distribution of butter through the popcorn bag/bucket.
Consult your cardiologist before listening to my advice :)
da_667@nathandyer @Alice turns out, I wasn't the only one doing this.
@nathandyer @Alice and also, I have high blood pressure. Cheers.
Josh 
@Alice @LibertyForward1 I wonder if that would work in a buttered rum. 🤔
Hey Gus
qurlyjoe@Alice
Back in the day we made our popcorn the old fashioned way, shaking a JiffyPop pan over the stove top burner. On an adjacent burner was a small pot for melting the butter*, for pouring over the popped corn as the last step. I suspect this “butter flavoring” comes out cold, which is just not right.
* AKA oleomargarine, which was touted at the time as better for you than butter, but of course that was a lie.
Aires
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@Alice why does it have two dispensing buttons?
Timo Grün
Paul_IPv6
Chuck
Everbern Neverlearn@Alice I think the boats go under ones head as one applies the artificial, butter-flavored topping directly to the popcorn in ones mouth.
In my experience, anyway.
Martin Seeger@Alice I would bet a 100 bucks that whatever comes out of it, that ain’t butter 😁
Lyall"What is my purpose?"
"You dispense the "butter""
"Oh my god."
"Yeah, welcome to the club, pal."
