DevolutionTrump drops Easter Sunday f-bomb in new threat to Iran
7112“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
praise be to Allah… we know who’s bribing him this week
runiqSounds like a drunken hegseth post. Pretty sure Trump is dead and we’re getting AI trump for Easter announcement lol
Don’t make me hopeful.
It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.
I thought the same thing, but went back and searched “fuckin” among his “Truths” and found quite a few dating back years
Its the “praise be to Allah” part that gets me, I can’t see him saying that even being sarcastic
I can see him writing that for a million dollars.
It felt off to me too and I think I’ve finally pinned it down. It’s not rambling enough. It’s unhinged, sure, but fairly concise and stays on topic. This would usually be a full paragraph that wanders off into the weeds to yell about how much better than Biden he is for a line or two.
Also I agree with you, I don’t think he would correctly use an apostrophe in the word " fuckin’ " like that.
TrackinDaKrakenIt was Hegseth’s turn to shove his arm up Trump’s shitty asshole and make him dance.
grimpyIt’s a Bible verse.
John 20: 14-16
At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.
He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?Who is it you are looking for?”
Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”
Jesus said to her, “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “WTF!” (which means “what the fuck”).
henfredemarsI would definitely trust this person with the nuclear launch codes.
The football was hidden from Trump in his first term, IIRC.
KingPorkChopThis seems more like the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth.
Wytch
amniotic druid“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
Could you imagine the reaction if any other president wrote the words “Praise be to Allah”?
Riskable
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cannedtunaThe suit and mustard on his hotdog were his true crimes. /s
Mustard is the designated “normal” condiment for hot dogs, no??? Mustard+relish, maybe some diced onion. What was he supposed to have used, ketchup??? 🤢
Or did he use some “fancy” stone ground dijon mustard so people were offended it wasn’t just yellow mustard?
people were offended because they thought it’s elitist to eat dijon
I’m poor and stupid but I eat dijon and I love it
the same people went on to vote for the most elitist president I’ve known by far
they simply wanted to hate the black man
if the only reason to hate him republicans could think of is that he ate mustard, that man is irreproachable
Dijon isn’t even much more expensive than other mustards lol
Ketchup is typically on hotdogs.
The wikipedia image for hot dog has only mustard on it, and the vast majority of images when searching for “hot dog” have mustard, or both mustard and ketchup, but I don’t see a single example of only ketchup. Only ketchup on a hotdog is usually what would be served to young children.
Gatekeeping condiments on other people’s food isn’t a great look.
Yep, the GOP looked pretty dumb for doing this
Not in Chicago.
We don’t like ketchup on hot dogs.
Mustard, relish, onion, tomato, pickle, sport peppers, and celery salt are what we like.
ArchEngelUnforgivable
Unforgivably hot
Seriously, whether or not Obama was our best president is debatable (certainly the best recent president). But he was undoubtedly our hottest president.
I have an Obama body pillow that I hump and sleep beside every night.
On a scale of “plush” to “potato chip,” how crunchy is your Obama?
Depends where on the pillow you touch.
The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law (2021): Enacted a historic $1.2 trillion investment to modernize the nation’s roads, bridges, public transit systems, and power grids, while simultaneously expanding high-speed broadband access and clean drinking water infrastructure.
The Inflation Reduction Act (2022): Passed sweeping legislation that represented the largest federal investment in combating climate change in U.S. history, while also lowering prescription drug prices and capping insulin costs at $35 a month for Medicare recipients.
The CHIPS and Science Act (2022): Directed $280 billion to boost domestic research and the manufacturing of semiconductor chips, aiming to strengthen supply chains, enhance national security, and reduce reliance on foreign technology.
The Bipartisan Safer Communities Act (2022): Signed the most significant federal gun safety legislation in nearly three decades, which enhanced background checks for buyers under 21, closed the “boyfriend loophole,” and funded state-level red flag laws.
Confirmation of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson (2022): Successfully nominated and oversaw the confirmation of the first Black woman to serve on the United States Supreme Court.
The PACT Act for Veterans (2022): Expanded access to VA health care and benefits for millions of veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits, Agent Orange, and other hazardous substances during their military service.
The Respect for Marriage Act (2022): Enshrined federal protections for same-sex and interracial marriages, officially repealing the previously established Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).
Strengthening NATO and Global Alliances: Reinvigorated frayed international partnerships and unified Western allies to support Ukraine following Russia’s invasion, which included the historic expansion of NATO to include Finland and Sweden.
Rejoining the Paris Agreement and WHO: Took executive action on his very first day in office to formally rejoin the international Paris Climate Agreement and halt the United States’ withdrawal from the World Health Organization.
Historic Job Growth and Economic Recovery: Presided over a post-pandemic economic rebound that saw the creation of more than 15 million jobs during his term, bringing the national unemployment rate down to near 50-year lows.
Electoral Count Reform Act (2022): Signed bipartisan legislation to overhaul the 1887 Electoral Count Act, clarifying the vice president’s strictly ceremonial role in certifying elections to help prevent future attempts at election subversion.
MrVilliamHis foreign policies were decent. His domestic policies were incredible, especially in the first half of his term. Especially considering he had COVID and its recession to recover from at the same time. If he had been better at messaging to make sure everybody knew what he was getting done and how good it was for everybody, I’m not sure we’d be in this current series of messes at all right now, or ever again if the hamberders keep flowing.
Unfortunately, failing to appropriately punish Trump for ~gestures vaguely at everything~ and then preventing the Democrats from running a primary has easily negated all of the good his policies would have done in the long run.
And that’s without mentioning his all-but-literal unquestioning support of Israel
Damn he looks good
Agent of chaos.
The Deep Logic of Solar-Capitlism vis-à-vis the Tellurian Lubricant is on full display.
Mashallah, does Trump not know that Islam abhors idols? What does he hope to accomplish by leveling cities but the inbringing of Allah’s endtimes? To build is to be Christian, but desertifying is to be Muslim; this is why the deeper the West goes into the M.E., the further Islam spreads.
- Dumbledore asked calmly on Easter.
failed insult comic & convicted felon Don (The John) Trump celebrates the high holy day of Easter with his fellow American followers of the Prince of Peace with a calming prayer for international understanding which included a subtly expressed proposal to commit further war crimes overseas
dan1101Regardless of partisan views it is well past time for Congress to do their fucking jobs and impeach this maniac.
What good does impeachment do? They stay in office after they’re impeached, nothing changes. It’s just Congress throwing a fit. It gives them a chance to go on record for or against Trump, but we all know the score there, so that’s pointless, too.
PoastRotatoImpeachment is the first step in bringing formal charges against the president. Assuming they have the will to convict (still a massive assumption at this point), it would represent a decisive move toward ending Trump’s presidency.
Fine, he’s convicted of something. Who will show up and physically throw them out on their ass? It would take military action, “boots on the ground”, to do that. I don’t expect that will happen. So, it’s all for show, no matter how much paper gets shuffled.
The way I see it, the only hope we have is if many of the top brass in our military are quietly plotting against them, holding on to their office, and biding their time, waiting for them to defy the election in 2028.
Why. Whyyy. Why is this man at the wheel??
I mean I know why, it’s because no one told gramps he’s too senile to drive, but why are we sitting in the back seat??
In one word: neoliberalism. It inevitably and inexorably leads to this.
Decades of defunding education, maximizing corporate profit at the expense of the workers at the bottom, making life worse and worse for commoners.
You end up with a large group of poorly educated, humiliated angry voters. And they’ll get fooled easy by the most populist guy who “say it like it is” and offe simplistic solutions and scapegoats.
That’s why it’s happening. And US is not a single case. They just have a much higher power of nuisance.
Bahnd RollardOk, so its a post on the artist formerly known as twitter. He has people who can post that for him, thats not a confirmation he isnt at the hospital.
Don’t people ever wonder like me how people would react if Obama would post something like this in his term? I mean, talk about unhinged. Other world leaders look at this shit and be even more resolved to move on without the US. There will be a long, long time to even rebuild 20% of the trust.
How can MAGA look at this and think ‘this is fine’?