NickKid has a friend coming over shortly and is being normal about it.
Regardless of the fact that I specifically timed this particular evacuation so that it didn’t coincide with Her Majesty’s visit.
David Cohen@Nickiquote And they are expecting a repeat performance so soon? If you are suffering we are here for you - given that matters of the bowel seem to be a ‘regular’ discussion here
@davidbcohen Don’t worry, I have the normal amount of bowel movement.
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)@davidbcohen @Nickiquote new SI unit defined:
The McIlroy - a normal amount of bowel movement.
@greem @Nickiquote Feeling Rory - the satisfied contentment that comes after a McIlroy
@davidbcohen I was thinking the Rory is the precise unit of noise accompanying @Nickiquote's preparatory McIlroy. Hence Kid being somewhat miffed about it.