NickKid has a friend coming over shortly and is being normal about it.
Regardless of the fact that I specifically timed this particular evacuation so that it didn’t coincide with Her Majesty’s visit.
David Cohen@Nickiquote And they are expecting a repeat performance so soon? If you are suffering we are here for you - given that matters of the bowel seem to be a ‘regular’ discussion here
@davidbcohen Don’t worry, I have the normal amount of bowel movement.
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)@davidbcohen @Nickiquote new SI unit defined:
The McIlroy - a normal amount of bowel movement.
@greem @Nickiquote Feeling Rory - the satisfied contentment that comes after a McIlroy
@davidbcohen I was thinking the Rory is the precise unit of noise accompanying @Nickiquote's preparatory McIlroy. Hence Kid being somewhat miffed about it.
Keith"Poo it fucking loud" as Bob Dylan might have said.
@keefeglise POODAS!
Chris@Nickiquote crazy disrespect would be singing Aerosmith's "Crazy" during the act
@ASprinkleofSage Oh yeah I was doing that too.
@Nickiquote Those Crème Eggs have to come out sometime. When they are older, they’ll get it.
The Psychotic Network Ferret@Nickiquote Please tell me you shit loud and hard while she was there, grunting and panting, and calling out to the lord to be merciful.
And then finished with a, "Wow, hey honey?! You gotta see this one!"
internetsdairy@Nickiquote do you have a door on your bathroom
@Nickiquote are they worth getting
@internetsdairy I mean it’s a luxury in these times but I would prioritise it over say Paramount Plus.
I remember reading that the awful NY flat which Dustin Hoffman and Gene Hackman shared as young actors had the toilet in the kitchen.
@Nickiquote maybe we'll invest. Though how do you serve the toilet snacks?
@internetsdairy Cat flap, pneumatic pipes or dumb waiter, depending on the budget.
@internetsdairy Tell you what though, I recently viewed a house where the bathroom door was a light folding wooden thing with all slats so that you could actually look through it. Did not endear me to the house.
CheDN
RowinSpeez@Nickiquote I still don't know how I feel about kids calling parents bro. This post makes me lean more pro-bro.
Inaba 
@RowinSpeez @Nickiquote everyone ever is bro
@inaba @RowinSpeez The Bro-therhood of Man.
Nix is Risen (Time to Get Up)@Nickiquote I've been laughing all day at "CRAZY DISRESPECT"