Ellyse2d ago
For most of my life, I didn't have long hair. I don't think my experience is unique in that my motivation to wash my hair varies as an inverse polynomial in relation to its length.
All that to say, I don't want to shower today!! 😭 #hair #curls
Show threadDanilo Piazzalunga
@ellyxir I believe the same formula tells you how often you need to wash your hair, so it's a win-win situation.
Apr 5 at 12:18pmWeb
Show threadEllyse2d ago
@danilopiazza no, its the population levels of bugs nesting in my hair. once they reach critical mass and start to unionise, that's when i wash my hair and we start the dance all over again. #capitalism
Show threadDanilo Piazzalunga2d ago
@ellyxir You can't do that! #BugsAllOverTheHeadUnionise #PowerToTheBugs