The true meaning of Easter, by Stephen Collins (who writes his own amazing #AltText)

"PAGAN GODDESS: Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival!

BECKY: You mean … Jesus …?

PAGAN GODDESS: I mean shagging, Vicky."

@Natasha_Jay pitch perfect.

Although the alt text (which is otherwise excellent) has an error: Darren is called Spring in the vis comic

E: oop I see it's already been pointed out

@hwll
It's a copy from the original alt text. So either a mistake, or a playful joke from the author. Why Darren?